Sunset Malibu Drug Rehab

Between Brittney and Lindsay, Nicole and Paris, drug rehab facilities have really had a workout lately. I wonder if they ever "did any time" at Sunset Malibu Drug Rehab Center? I'm sure they would enjoy the beautiful rooms that look more like luxury suites. Since the center is secluded, they could also enjoy the beautiful views and the many outdoor activities offered to them. They could take a hike or do some horseback riding, and reflect upon the things that drove them to their particular addictions. Hopefully they would learn alot about themselves and come out of the center ready to start doing some sober living. They really are embarrassing themselves, not to mention putting their families through much pain.