Thursday Thirteen...Southern Sayins'

Thirteen Southern Sayins'

I saw these in a local newspaper and wanted to share some of them with you.

1. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
2. Tighter than bark on a tree
3. You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em' biscuits
4. She could talk a coon right out of a tree
5. Fine as frog hair
6. He broke his arm patting himself on the back
7. Too dumb to get in out of the rain
8. As mean as a snake
9. Skinny as a rail
10. He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
11. As bright as a burnt out light bulb
12. Cool as a cucumber
13. Hotter than Georgia clay

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